#tinylife
Dance like no one is watching. Live your best life, even when others don’t agree (or maybe even point at you and laugh).
#tbt to bathtime antics. I feel like I look like Count Dracula, played by Gary Oldman, here from Bram Stoker’s Dracula movie, no?
When you try to make a cute winking face and it doesn’t quite work out…
Don’t ever let them say poms can’t multi-task. Not only am I looking cute on this electric bike but I’m also giving my longest #tongueouttuesday ever. Take that bitches!
I wonder what this week will bring? Will this awful NYC humidity break? Will My neighborhood crush finally notice me and ask me on a date? Will I get that book deal I’ve been hoping for? Should I dye my hair for fall to switch things up? Does Mueller really have something major on Trump? And why does that girl behind me look so pissed?
Who did it better? Me or the plants? I vote for poms in the planters at Kiki’s!
Sunday Funday!
It’s my birthday and this year, instead of a tiara, I am wearing a watermelon. When you’re 5, you’re old enough to set your own trends.
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Will winter ever end? Will I ever get a boyfriend? Will my dinner tonight be duck or steak? So many questions…
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Look into my adorable eyes and tell me you don’t want to take me on a bike ride. Just try to say no to this angel face.
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Monday mood
What do you think? Did I get it right? Do I look like the emoji?
Sharing a coffee with @leslieglewis and staring out onto Canal Street, wondering what this week will bring.
The maitre’d asked me to please wait outside 30 mins ago. No one else seems to be waiting for a table out here though so I don’t understand why it’s taking so long. My only conclusion is that they forgot about me because I’m so tiny. Damn it, I’ve been craving some @dimestimes matcha pancakes since I woke up…
Cloudy cold Saturday’s are best spent in bed…
Trying so hard to touch my tongue to my nose.
It’s officially “cuffing season” in NYC, aka time to find a boyfriend to snuggle with during the cold winter months. I thought I’d have my mid-day coffee where all the boys skate during lunch but no one is here. Maybe if I stare in the direction of @dimestimes I’ll catch someone’s eye and they’ll walk this way…
On this gloomy, wet NYC day, it’s important to take some time for joy and beauty. So I’m making life easier for everyone by giving my sexiest #tongueouttuesday pose (aka some joy) while snuggled in a gorgeous silk blanket my grandmother brought back from India (aka some beauty). You’re welcome.
This is how I feel about rainy, cold Mondays…it’s useless to even get out of bed.
