#unreality
“Faker? I think you’re the fake hedgehog around here. You’re comparing yourself to me? Ha! You’re not even good enough to be my fake" is such a raw line you’d think it was from sonic adventure 2. but actually, it was from Hamlet.
sometimes u just gotta stand in the shower
and leave this dimension
i love it. it’s perfect.
this is one of my faves.
this one is legit a good ass painting.
ive started creating portraits of my friends using neural blender.
suffice it to say, this is a perfect representation of my bestie.
welcome to Club Slolchi.
i was told that this could pass for a pricy thinkpiece illustration about the military industrial complex, and i have to agree…
this sweet robot is gonna steal my job and im in love.
neural blender is my new obsession. this is now a neural blender blog.
“Hi y'all, it’s Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I’m here in 1976, and I’m gonna get some fries from Mickey D’s before they changed the recipe, and then I’m gonna take ‘em back to 2022, and get fries from the sameMcDonald’s, so I can compare. Now, I’ve got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I’m gonna”
*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*
“annnnnd here we are, gettin’ the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D’s fries are still Mickey D’s fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I’m used to 'em, and they aren’t even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That’s right - Audible, use code -”
you have GOT to stop gendering the wizards it hurts them! wizards don’t naturally have gender in the wild and unless they spontaneously grow one (which is known to happen) you should never gender a wizard! it can take years off a wizards lifespan
While the gist of this post is correct, the part about wizards not having gender in the wild is actually a common misconception! It’s *witches* who don’t naturally possess genders; wizards actually have every gender at once, cycling through them at speeds too great for the human eye to perceive. While the two species are easily mistaken for one another (especially the more colorful varieties of witches, which are often misidentified as wizards and vice versa), the two are taxonomically very different. But the end result is the same, and gendering a witch *or* a wizard can be incredibly damaging to their health!
Mcyt species chart
Human: The more common Mcyt
(can include genderswaps, cyborg, and other human-ish things that don’t fit into the other categories)
Eldritch: A Mcyt with eldritch bits or abilities
If looking at them gives you a headache, and it’s not because they’re annoying, you might have an eldritch on your hands.
Hybrid: Mcyt with hybrid traits
Usually at least some part mob, animal, or other creatures.
All are organized by types. Average and hybrid have type names, sometimes named after their creator, but eldritch is organized by type number.
Ex. “Keralis, Hybrid: Type Peacock”
Ex. “Grian, Hybrid: Type [username]”
Ex. “Joe Hills, Eldritch: Type 02”
You can also get mixes between species and types.
Ex. “Rendog, Hybrid: Type Dog, Average: Type Cyborg”
If you need to fill out papers for them, you usually have to write something like those down somewhere. But if you are unsure what type of Mcyt they are, you can set an appointment with a professional.
When talking about them in a more casual way though, specifics don’t matter as much. A False is a False, and a xB is a xB, regardless of the details. It’s similar to how people might talk about dogs, sometimes they’re curious about the breed, and sometimes they’re not. Simple as that!
There’s a lot of debate about where you draw the lines, too! I’m not going into that here becuase I forgot to bring my pencil.
As most people realise, the most common Jevin is a Hybrid: Type Slime, it is difficult to find a Jevin of another type.
decided to break in my new tablet with more animation practice! i love this specific HHH theres so many good moments in it.
@is-this-zombiecleo-clip-cute, your hermit is getting violent. Is this something we should be concerned about?
Nah she’s fine might wanna check out jevin he’s not doing great I think.
Rating: Cute
*furiously types to see if there is a jevin blog yet*
There is not, in fact, an is-the-jevin-video-cute blog. :(
There is now, an @is-the-ijevin-video-cuteblog!
Please, get your hermit, he is having troubles with a Cleo,, also hi!
Rating:Dubious
While a good way of stimulating an IJevin is by having him engage with friendly banter with other hermits, he is known to engage in conflicts, especially with a ZombieCleo, where distress may come to the IJevin. Keep an eye on the situation and if it escalates, separate the two.
Hello! You can call me Chilly and i’m here to check to see if the ijevin video is cute, and for advice on taking care of your own ijevin!
Ratings:
cute - Cute! This is safe and healthy for IJevin!
dubious - While IJevin isn’t in direct harm, this could cause him to come to harm later/or could be potentially stressful
Not Cute - This is a dangerous situation for your IJevin and you should attempt to remove him from the situation as safely and soon as possible.
Tags:
#not hc
#asks
#is the clip cute
#taking care of ijevin
#not ijevin
posts will also be tagged with #unreality
for other hermit blogs of this type, i will direct you to @the-cute-hermit-video-link who has a list in the pinned post
*Disclaimer*
I am not an expert in IJevins, but i do have a lot of experience in looking after one. If anyone else would like to offer up their own experience, feel free to send an ask!
dadd:
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
sorry followers :(
omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy
Why’re you being mean to my mum?
goddamn it
Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances
Koop
This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it1.4 almost
ps not risking itFuck this post
2.5 million notes I hate myself
I reblogged this twice now
I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry
Not taking a fucking chance
Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance
No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.
How dare you
Whatcha doin to me Farkle!
i can’t risk it
sorry babes my moms just my favorite person ever
Sorry I can’t risk it
Fuck sorry guys I love my mom
Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.
2.8 million notes
CANT RISK IT
Sorry guys
sorry
IM NOT RISKING IT
I did, my mom is STILL DEAD. Works.
3.3 million notes GURLLLLLL
WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME PARANOID
:,(Not worth the risk.
Why??
She’s on a plane right now, I am not risking anything.
sorry i love my momma too much
why??? no plz
(sorry now you have to do it and I’m not letting this happen)
please no
Fuck I’m so sorry but I’m really worried about her…
mom, be okay.
This is stupid buT nO, mY moM nEEds tO liVE dAmnIt.
Ik this is dumb but i love my ma :’)
Lol those gifs!
❤️
Not risking it
I’m not risking it sorry Lol
I ain’t risking shit
its me boy the new wip idea speaking to you from inside your brain listen to me boy leave the old wip we don’t need her–