vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold
it’s always ‘bleh why are the plates floating’, 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet’ and never 'sorry for killing you’ ok starve then!
and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit
It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.
what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood
Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard
Maple syrup vampire husband
Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.
The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe
This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!
vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold
it’s always ‘bleh why are the plates floating’, 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet’ and never 'sorry for killing you’ ok starve then!
and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit
It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.
The convoy has arrived at the location of the vampire roost.
St. Gabriel Church [condemned] located on the outskirts of Franklin ave. Vampires are drawn to religious objects, which is why they mostly hide in abandoned houses of worship.
Preparations are made to facilitate over two dozen large mirrors inside the main entrance of the church. Vampires don’t attack groups, so everyone is advised to stick around more than 2 people at all times.
Noah is the main vampire hunter for tonight and coordinates the setup.
Mia overlooks the entire process and will serve as Noah’s eyes for the vampire slaying.
: Lucky tonight. Usually, we barricade the windows ourselves, but this church is already reinforced.
Contrary to legend and folklore, vampires have a physical body, but it is only perceivable through reflective surfaces. With this many mirrors, we get a better chance of seeing the vampire.
Was reading Interview with the Vampire and Louis was answering a question about a woman he had sorta loved named Babette. She wasn’t the greatest love he’d ever felt, but he says his greatest love was foreshadowed in Babette. I’ve seen the movie, so I only know what happens as far as the film is concerned, but I wondered if he meant Claudia the child vampire?
And then my brain went: wait, is Babette the child vampire in Skyrim an Interview with the Vampire reference? Both she and Claudia take guiltlessly to killing afaik. Is the Babette of Skyrim a combination of strong and sensible Babette Freniere and the cunning but childlike Claudia?
Will make a more rounded assessment when I finish the book. But ooh.
If you Google it, you do get a few results of other people wondering the same thing, but I like it when I think of questions independently of others’ influence.
The vampire coffin making industry must be insane. You can’t go to a human carpenter for that. No human person needs a guaranteed light sealed coffin that can open from the inside. They also probably drop way more money than is reasonable into these things, it’s not like a vampire is gonna wanna replace their coffin every century or be caught dead in a shabby cheap one, but humans make coffins to be viewed exactly once, comfort not a factor, and then nailed shut and buried in the ground. Completely different goals
Anyway all this to say I am a carpenter, vampire-friendly, and I use the utmost discretion in conducting my business
CREDITS This was a massive illustration commissioned by one of the biggest Artbook Companies in Japan and because I’ve been a big fan of the artbook series, I was very surprised at the offer.
Thank you BNN for having me in 『絵師100人』 2022 edition illustration book, it’s a huge honor.
Thank you everyone for the anticipation for this art and for the insane amount of love and support or this would not be possible.
