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Jin Guangyao: *making a crossword* Two words for disappointment.

Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian.

Wei Wuxian:Hey!

Jin Guangyao: It fits…

Wei Wuxian: My head hurts.

Jiang Cheng: that’s your brain trying to comprehend it’s own stupidity.

Wei Wuxian: why do you always have to attack me with words?!

Jiang Cheng: would you rather that I used rocks instead?

Jin Guangyao: Sect leader Jiang No—

Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng! Jin Ling is missing!

Jiang Cheng: what am I supposed to do about it? Do you think that me and Sect leader Jin arranged to microchip him in case he got lost or something?

Wei Wuxian: well, did you?

Jiang Cheng:

Jiang Cheng: of course I did.

Jiang Cheng: here wait a second, Jin Guangyao has the tracking thing.

Jin Guangyao: *after sleeping with Wen Ruohan to gain his trust* and remember if you sleep with an older man.

Wei Wuxian: *on Mo Xuanyu body* it’s not called having daddy issues.

Jin Guangyao: it’s called caring for the elder.

Jin Guangyao: in your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Jiang Cheng: *turning to Wei Wuxian* how tall are you?

Wei Wuxian: I wasn’t so drunk last night!

Jiang Cheng: You tried to flirt with Lan Wangji.

Wei Wuxian: What about it? He is my husband!

Jin Guangyao: you asked him if he was single

Nie Huisang: and you cried when he told you he wasn’t.

Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng isn’t answering his phone.

Jin Guangyao: I’ll call him.

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan and I have both tried to call him for an hour, what makes you think tha—

Jiang Cheng: *through the phone* Hello?

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