been a familiar for this guy who is NOT CUTE LMAO but he is cool to hang out w & I be faking like I don’t got me a little crush but I do I like his lil ugly ass. He’s sucked the blood of many people
I really DO NOT understand ppl that insist on making guillermo this sweet innocent little scrimblo baby or whatever. why would you even want that when the canon version of him is so much more fun and objectively better. guillermo is fundamentally deranged and fucked in the head and he is the best character on television because of it
guillermo de la cruz changed the world forever when he licked an unknown substance off the pavement in new york city and immediately identified it as vampire piss
I bowed out of killing eve towards the beginning of season two cause I really didn’t want to invest time into more queerbait. (It seemed to going that way) but since they are confirmed queer I will burying my heart into this series until ofmd returns
