it’s such a shame guillermo has it so bad for nandor cuz he would absolutely wreck shit at a gay club based on what he’s wearing in that teaser trailer. does he know how many men would be throwing themselves at him if he showed up in himself like that. he’s literally such a catch. babyboy you are wasting your time on nandor if he doesn’t immediately drop to his knees for that embroidered waistcoat and sparkly sneakers combo :/
guillermo can get it and just refuses because he wants vampiric dick i don’t make the rules
i cannot stress enough just how fucking funny the image of guillermo sadly twerking next to nandor while nandor is trying to get laid is. it’s almost as funny as baby colin robinson at the club.
the fucking promo video clarifies everything AND nothing all at once
You guys don’t understand! I’m going feral over Laszlo’s velvet red lined cape in da club. BC that’s exactly what I would wear, to aspire to the same level of DRAMA as him!!! <3
ok no godFUCKINGdammit you don’t understand, he’s fat he’s queer he’s Hispanic specifically, he’s an action hero he’s a teddy bear he’s obsessed with fucking Armand, he’s got nearly chivalric levels of devotion to the stupidest man alive, he could do anything wants to and he chooses the most degrading clownshoes career path on purpose, he’s got the world’s finest ass, every day he contemplates the fact that he could kill them all and every day he chooses to play mom-friend instead, he’s short he’s a serial killer he’s got that smug little fucking grin i wanna bite him i wanna bite him i wanna bite him i don’t know What The Fuck nandor’s problem is i’ll bite that man myself
2013: Rhys Darby and Buttons record an episode of their cryptozoology podcast in the foodcourt of a mall and happen to see Taika en route to get some Argentinian meat. Of course they immediately recruit him to be their special guest even though he thinks that “cryptozoology” is a word that Rhys has made up.
