#zero escape
new ze players starting ztd: okay so zero has to be one of these 9 characters
ztd:
IKKKK he canonically gets to attack ace in one of the endings but what if he did it like this
Yeah, yeah. I hear you, partner.
MIZUKI OKIURA in the Al: THE SOMNIUM FILES - nirvanA Initiative announcement trailer
merry christmas zero escapers
what the hell goes on in visual novels
pov:
you are one of the players of the nonary game and you’ve just come out of the closet <3
imagine:
junpei wakes up in a freezer after a teeth transplant.
“june! i’m alive… are you ok?”
june doesn’t say anything
“you’re the one that gave me the teeth, aren’t you?”
junpei, santa and june then stay in the freezer and discuss ithe-9 with your new teeth
aoi kurashiki asks japanese people “any of you chumps know japanese?” doesn’t wait for an answer and explains why his code name is santa
Professor Layton x Zero Escape
Junpei: my time-travel-reasearching girlfriend, now fiancé, was pulled into an incinerator by this greedy, corrupt guy, but I saved her past self by helping her solve a sudoku.
Layton: one puzzle? So it was quite that simple, eh? *sheds a single tear*
Fans: your characters are very LGBT+ coded!
Butch Hartman:
Supernatural and Sherlock and stuff idk I’ve never seen them:
Kotaro Uchikoshi:
Future questions to bombard Uchikoshi with in place of sending him to horny jail:
- Is C-team a polycule?
- If so, are they all dating each other?
- Are Carlos and Akane dating Junpei but not each other?
- Are Junpei and Akane dating but Carlos is in a qpr with both of them?
- Does Clover have a crush on Alice?
- Phi’s canon sexuality?
- Why wasn’t there a cum joke when Sigma cut his hand to reveal white blood? I was totally expecting a cum joke.
- Was Delta ginger in his youth?
- What is Seven’s real name? (the most important question)
- Y’know what, let’s just ask him to give everyone full names at this point. Purely for the sake of tagging them.
Zeller’s used to be a store brand in Canada. It would be pretty funny if there was a Zero Escape game that took place in Zellers. Uchikoshi, please?
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I find ZTD hilarious because Delta tries so hard to scapegoat a snail for the disaster HE caused. HE organized a death game and released the plague on humanity, but he’s doing way too much to pin it on a random innocent bug. He could’ve just not done any of it. Mira could’ve simply decided to abstain from murdering a jogger. But no, the snail caused all this.
