mae-martin:

So at this time, ladies and gentlemen, Lenny Bruce. 

alice-chan-chan:

HappyHalloween!(withPortMafia)

“Time for some of your edging practice, 100 strokes in a row. No cumming!”

“I know you can hold back, show me you can do 200 strokes and than if you make it, it will be time for you to show me how much cum you can spray”

“Hello, im so happy you answered your door! I was wondering if you needed a maid to clean your house everyday while your wife is gone at work? I just graduated high school and I’m looking for an opportunity to make some money. I won’t be a bother, you prob won’t even notice I’m here…”

“Hey I’m just here trying to clean. Your not allowed to get hard remember. If you do, you know your supposed to slap your testicles 10 times while I watch. Keep your pants down! How else am I supposed to see if your cock fails me?”

“100 strokes to each pose before you will even be allowed to think about spraying cum”

verafarmiga:

#ababygazingatthemoon