HEY!!!! :) - Let say, I decided to Rub these SWEATY, VINEGARY NYLONS All Over YOUR FACE. Would You t

HEY!!!! :) - Let say, I decided to Rub these SWEATY, VINEGARY NYLONS All Over YOUR FACE. Would You take a DEEP SNIFF?.have a KISS?..Wait for me to Remove them to have a Taste - OR- would You snatch Them off of my FEET and Run to ESCAPE!!! ?  :)