amarakaran: “[My wife] said, ‘You know, we’ve been together for nine years, and I

amarakaran:

“[My wife] said, ‘You know, we’ve been together for nine years, and I think we’ll be together for a long time. But you will never know what I really think of you, and I will never know what you really think of me.’ And I said, ‘Yeah, it’s kind of beautiful.’”

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