When you’re looking for a boat to go pirate hunting and one of the options presented to you is

When you’re looking for a boat to go pirate hunting and one of the options presented to you is a drow ship captained by a confident, shameless woman. And you just happen to have a liking for such women..

(though as tempted as Watcher may have been, his moral compass won out; best not go on the drow ship with a human/sentient cargo when you’re a good boy paladin)

Went a little more ‘cartoony’ with this compared to my other fake screenshots, because it was one of those sillier little moments.