For two years our finishing instructors have taught you such valuable life lessons as how to properl

For two years our finishing instructors have taught you such valuable life lessons as how to properly faint,defeat a vampire and ride a werewolf.

The time has now come to apply your finishing skills.

Reblog or reply with what you feel the lady has learned in the illustration above, and the author of our favorite caption (and their friend) shall receive complimentary copies of Gail Carriger’s Finishing School series, including Book the Third: Waistcoats & Weaponry (out November 4th).

The winning caption shall be reblogged in one week’s time. As always, deceit, manipulation, and any other means of thwarting your competition is highly encouraged. Just be certain not to muss your hair.

Now finish the lesson: What did the lady learn?