This actually happened back when I did have a boyfriend, and wasn’t married to homewo

This actually happened back when I did have a boyfriend, and wasn’t married to homework and the library.

Him: You love Robert E. Lee more than you’ll ever love me!
Me: *hesitates* Um no… well… that’s different…
Him: See?! You shouldn’t have to think so hard about it!

He didn’t understand. Maybe because he was a science major. Obviously, he was not the one.