“Damn that cockered, scrib-sucking son-of-a-Hammerfell-whore. He left me just a few hours

“Damn that cockered, scrib-sucking son-of-a-Hammerfell-whore. He left me just a few hours ago without so much as a wave goodbye. Just walked out the door. Well, good riddance, I suppose, but I still need an apprentice. If you find any able-bodied young person looking for work, let them know I need a new apprentice.”

–Bols Indalen reacting to his apprentice Ilnori Faustus actually following through on his claim that he was going to leave.