me, watching an FF7R playthrough for the first time: wow, this game has some really cool and likeabl

me, watching an FF7R playthrough for the first time: wow, this game has some really cool and likeable protagonists, i think they’ll be my faves.

my b!tch@ss brain: nah, how about you get attached to this secondary antagonist who’s only in the game for about 15 minutes instead?