My birthday party has gone horribly, horribly wrong. The guys and I decided to take a weekend g

My birthday party has gone horribly, horribly wrong. 

The guys and I decided to take a weekend get away to celebrate. One minute we are playing drinking games, and the next, I am tiny! It started as a prank - a way for the guys to have some fun and tease me on my birthday. But, blame it on the alcohol or on their ego, but things quickly got out of hand. The guys each took turns playing with me. Passing me from hand to hand, pressing on me with their feet - barefoot, socked and in their sneakers. They spit on me, they smeared me in their loogies. Finally, in their drunken state, one of the guys dared Nate to put me in his mouth. Never one to back down from a dare, Nate complied. He tossed me in his mouth and the others gathered around. He pulled out his phone so that he can take a picture and see what it looks like. Some of the guys looked on intrigued, others in disbelief, and others just acting like guys. Then, one of the others started at Nate for a moment and says, “dude - dare you to swallow” with a smirk. Nate hesitates at first, but the others erupt in a chant of “do it, do it!” Not wanting to disappoint, Nate turns and faces his buddies. He closes his mouth, closes his eyes, and swallows. His neck flexes and the others can hear the gulp as I am swallowed. Nate opens his mouth to reveal it is empty and the others erupt in cheers. “We should probably bring him back out” one of the guys says. “Yea, let me just finish my beer and we will” Nate replies. Of course, Nate forgets and continues his day of drinking. I am now spending my birthday inside his stomach, slowly being digested with a mix of beer and chips. Happy birthday to me. 

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