Mirror Jock So Fucking Hot
Sam: Do I really have to be shirtless for this? It’s just a stupid urban myth, what’s the point?
Nate: You chose dare. Besides its hilarious. Just look in the mirror and say the words to yourself.
Mike: Heck maybe it’ll actually work haha. Imagine turning into a stupid himbo.
Nate: Hurry up and go, it’s Mike’s turn next.
Sam: “IamfuckinghotIamfuckinghotIamfuckinghot” there happy?
Nate: This isn’t Bloody Mary. You have to keep saying it.
Sam: Oh come on. Until when?
Mike: Until we say so dufus. And slow up, don’t be so insecure. At least say it like you mean it. For the smartest guy in class you can be real thick
Sam: Fine, fine, fine “I am fucking hot. I am fucking hot. I am fucking hot.“ Er this is so stupid. Are we done? Cause its getting kinda warm
Nate: Whatever, shut up Sam. Keep going
Sam: I am fucking hot. I am fucking hot. Mmm… I am fucking hot
Mike: Haha that’s better. That was kinda convincing. Why don’t you flex a little if you’re so hot? Haha
Sam: Hmm flex? I am fucking hot *flex* Ha I am fucking hot*flex* I am fucking hot *flex**fleeeex* Mmm yeah. I am fucking hot
Mike: Hahaha nice, you totally sound like a jock.
Nate: Uh Mike… was he always that toned?
Sam: Fuck look at these abs. I’m so fucking hot. Mmm biceps man. Huhu so fuckin hot.
Mike: Holy shit dude, he’s actually…
Sam: Pecs fuckin hot. Like muscle so fuckin hot. Bod so fuckin hot. Yeah bro I’m like so fuckin HahhT.
Mike: Fuck dude. Look at him lick his bis. Shit he’s turning fucking hot…
Nate: Uh ya sure, but he’s our friend… He’s sounding like a dumb muscle jock
Sam: Cock so fuckin hot
Nate: Alright Sam stop! Keep your clothes on. It’s gone far enough. Stop stop. You’re turning into a total musclehead
Sam: Mmm but brah, you’re so fuckin hot
Nate: No wait, come on stop
Sam: Ur so fuckin hot
Nate: Quit it, get your hands off me. I don’t wanna look in the fucking mirror…
Sam: U so fuckin hot
Nate: No ugh… I’m so - fuck- stop… Mike help!
Mike: Muscle so fuckin hot. I’m so fuckin hot
Nate: Fuck… Mike no…ugh so hot… hands off my… no- so fuckin hot
Sam: Hot bro. Bro so fuckin hot
Nate: Ugh… fuck… bro… so hot… uuuuugh yaaAA. so fuckin hot