Wearing a dead animal on your back is a great way to poke fun at mother nature. She took her preciou

Wearing a dead animal on your back is a great way to poke fun at mother nature. She took her precious time to create something magical (yes, animals are fucking magical) and now you’re teasing her by using it for fashion. Just remember that she handles the reincarnation guest-list with God, so your ass will probably come back as something shitty like a pencil or a snail or a Hooter girl’s cancer lump.

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