psa: here is mortimer (the tallest hench) next to kevin (the shortest hench). that is all[image ID:

psa: here is mortimer (the tallest hench) next to kevin (the shortest hench). that is all

[image ID: a digital sketch of two characters from subordinate: and evil workplace dating sim standing next to each other. mortimer (he/they), a tall person wearing goggles and a small top hat, is labelled 6′11 and is slouching to look down at kevin (he/him), who is labelled 5′0 and wearing a plague doctor outfit. end ID]