makeyoumilky:My Partner: Did you make me a character in your new book?Me: No, that would be weird.My

makeyoumilky:

My Partner: Did you make me a character in your new book?

Me:No, that would be weird.

My Partner: Why not? You know I’ve always wanted to be a stay at home mom.

Me:Because you make more money than me, and if that happened in real life we’d be screwed.

My partner: So? It’s still fun to fantasize.

Me : But being a housewife isn’t even a sexual thing for you.

My partner: I’d be willing to be knocked up a dozen times by you and work around the house naked if it meant I didn’t have to have a job anymore.

Me:*gulps*

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