My brother says if I want to go to Heaven I have to worship God, and since my brother is a pastor he is a vessel through which I can worship. So every Sunday after church when everyone has gone home, I worship God through my big brother in the basement.
Frankly, I think it’s a load of bullshit and I’m not even sure I believe in God, but I’m addicted to fucking my brother’s cock so I’ll keep up the pretense to get my way so long as he lets me.