happy-times-now: taboo4578: It’s so beautiful here, Daddy. Can we stay an extra week? “B

taboo4578:
It’s so beautiful here, Daddy. Can we stay an extra week?
“But we’ve run out of condoms sweetie”.
“Hmm. Well you could pull out? You could manage that couldn’t you daddy? We wouldn’t want your swimmers giving me a bump now would we”
“Erm, yeah. I guess I could manage that? Gulp!…”
Needless to say, a few weeks after they’d got back from holiday, daddy’s inability to pull out was beginning to show.