I remember this one child — he was the son of a friend of mine — who really digs General

I remember this one child — he was the son of a friend of mine — who really digs General Hux. And that freaked me out. I was like, “I don’t want to meet him.” And I heard it was his birthday, and they asked me to do a birthday message. But you don’t want to get into that. Nobody asks, cos it’s Hux. So I sent him a video, pretending to be Hux saying, “Harry, happy birthday!” But I found myself, like, telling him to burn the galaxy, you know, like, “Watch out for insurgents!” And I was like, “This is too violent for a child.” And at the end of it, I’d better lighten it up, so I sang happy birthday as General Hux… (x)