Challenge to self: write a retelling of Beauty and the Beast. With pirates. And a disgustingly sweet

Challenge to self: write a retelling of Beauty and the Beast. With pirates. And a disgustingly sweet happy ending.

Basically: he gets stranded on a seemingly deserted island, finds a hoard of gold and/or shiny stuff in an underwater cave, nicks it because pirate. Cue angry shark girl coming for his blood, and he can’t even build a raft to escape because she keeps destroying them.