whatisthebestfetish: The paddle is so square, the bottom is so round. The paddle is so flat, the bot

whatisthebestfetish:

The paddle is so square, the bottom is so round.
The paddle is so flat, the bottom is so curvy.
The paddle is to hard, the bottom is so soft.

Yes all you teachers out there make your students memorize that poem. And of they mke a mistake, make sure to use a good back swing and the extra flick of the wrist as the paddle administers its delight smack on that burning upthrust bare bottom.