thelearnedsoldiertoo:dndcharacterideas: epicdndmemes: Problem Solved This typically how I play athei

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This typically how I play atheist. I’ve played characters that have literally met gods and still refused to pray to them.

Atheists in settings with “gods” are basically just people who decided “those fuckers aren’t gods. We have records of them getting stabbed to death. Bitches are just really powerful magical assholes. If I wanted to worship a powerful magical asshole I’d go to the brothel.”