I heard you telling your friends, when they saw the paddle hanging on the wall and they asked what t

I heard you telling your friends, when they saw the paddle hanging on the wall and they asked what that was used for and you said it was just for decoration now. That it hasn’t been used since you were a little boy. What do little boys who lie get? I think mommy is going to have to *decorate* Somebody’s bottom for telling such big stories. And maybe put him in the corner with his pants down so when his friends come to visit again…