gallusrostromegalus:jaoxn:matronofthevoid: biohazerd: instructor144: rideroftherange: Genius This

gallusrostromegalus:

jaoxn:

matronofthevoid:

biohazerd:

instructor144:

rideroftherange:

Genius

This is GENIUS!

Crows have good memory and communicate too so once word got out that the fruit wasnt the wave they all left it alone, thats cool af

i finish tending my garden.

rocks: painted.
raspberry plants: growing.
birds: bamboozled.

i am a successful gardener. 

Hold on gotta go gaslight some birds so my crops will grow better

The squirrels, unfortunately, are dumb as all shit and will absolutely eat a rock on the off chance it might be a strawberry.  the same rock.  three times a week. and never complain about thier geological misfortune to other squirrels so THOSE squirrels come over and eat rocks too. 

So the Berry Zone will require psychological warfare, physical fortifications and regular dog patrols if I’m going to be able to forage fruits like a marmoset as my heart desires.