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ao3tagoftheday:

[Image Description: Tag reading “lost in a corn maze au”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: However shall we occupy our time while we await rescue?

whatever it is it better not be too corny

One of these days, I’m going to compile a list of all you people who’ve ever responded to my posts with stupid puns. Then I’m going to hunt down everyone on the list, tie you all up in an abandoned warehouse, and make you listen to an audiobook of one of those 101 Hilarious Jokes books. You know, the ones where all the jokes are just dumb puns and don’t even make you crack a smile? And just when you think it’s over, I’ll start the audiobook over again and walk out. I’ll let you stay in that warehouse forever, listening to the same stupid puns over and over and over, for the rest of your pathetic little lives. When they find your bodies, the words “because seven ate nine” will be carved into your very flesh.