HAPPY BIRTHDAY COFFEE! Well I know this is a bit morbid looking, but every time I say something like

HAPPY BIRTHDAY COFFEE! Well I know this is a bit morbid looking, but every time I say something like “you should see how gross and creepy X/Y is” you pop up like “try me”. Like damn it, I can’t beat a nurse, can I? So this type of cheap horror movie-ish image came to mind.

I hope you have a lovely day, I am so fortunate to have met you, and you deserve a lifetime of good things!