stillthenightinmyveins:See, this is why going out on dates like a normal person just never works for

stillthenightinmyveins:

See, this is why going out on dates like a normal person just never works for me. Reach the stage at the end of the night when it’s time to force your way into their place and tell them the types of things you’re into and want to do with them and you all have this same reaction - fear and revulsion. It’s okay though, I’m used to it. You all like to pretend you’re not really into it at first. Go ahead, be as afraid and disgusted as you want, because in the end you’re still going to do everything I want anyway, aren’t you?

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