I’m just having such a great time playing D&D with my classmates, and I love my dumb a

I’m just having such a great time playing D&D with my classmates, and I love my dumb ass character so much so I’m just going to push him onto you guys. 

Bertil is a druid of unspecified race (He is so badly rotten that no one can tell what he originally was and his brain is so decomposed he can’t remember it himself). The reason he looks like he does is because he has died many, many times, but thankfully his (ex-)wife is a necromancer and brought him back to life every time. (A little worse for wear each time). She sadly left him four years ago, Bertil is still very much in love and has been on a quest to find her ever since.

Some fun facts!: 

• Bertil’s limbs are detachable

• Bertil will spontaneously cry if 1. Someone mentions either their wife, love or something remotely related to it. 2. If someone else cries. (but only if it makes the situation funnier).

• Hell is real in this universe (that’s where the Teiflings come from) but Bertil can confirm you don’t actually go there when you die. Nothing happens when you die!! :,)