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t-lostinworlds:

Helicopter Wannabe | Peter Parker (Social Media AU)

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》PAIRING: mcu!peter parker x female!reader
》SYNOPSIS: Peter never knows what will hit him when it comes to your random thoughts after midnight.
》 WARNINGS: crack, suggestive themes, mentions of sex, dirty/sexual/bad jokes, and just my insanity overall

✩ PETER PARKER MASTERLIST ✩ MAIN MASTERLIST ✩

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A/N: yes, i will escort myself to jail thank you very much SKSKSKS, this deadass came out of nowhere and i haven’t been able to stop laughing ever since. just the image i have in my head LMAAAO hope you guys enjoy my unhinge-ness.

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Omg, this was so goddamn funny

OMFG nO-

This is too much!!! I can’t-

I can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard!!!

I love this!!!

I’ve read this fucking post 3 times now and it’s got me in fucking tears

i’m glad it made you guys laugh asdfghjklkl