Personally, I think there’s a different type of drink you’d like. Alcohol seems

Personally, I think there’s a different type of drink you’d like. Alcohol seems too “grown up” for you. I’m willing to bet you’d be much happier maybe filling your tummy with something more natural. Perhaps something from Mommy herself? But you know, only babies get breast-fed. You can still be a baby if you want to be that. Why don’t you come with me? I’ve got everything we need at home to help you get back to baby. Before you know it, you’ll be in a soft, comforting diaper and filling your belly while Mommy holds you close and tells you what a sweet baby you are.

xoxo