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JUNKRAT:
Pregnancy:
• Has no idea what a pregnancy really entails.
• Thinks that he can just go with the flow.
• Find a way for him to take a class or something.
• Please.
• Forgets that his S/o is pregnant constantly.
• Gets really excited when S/o belly becomes more noticeable!!!
• Starts coming up with really ridiculous names for the baby!
• Like, Pumpkin Bumpikin or Junkrat 2.
• No one can tell if he’s serious or not.
• Will fist fight anyone who even remotely suggests something negative about his S/o.
• Biting will be involved.
Baby:
• Doesn’t doubt for a second that he’s gonna be an amazing father.
• What’s so hard about being a parent anyway? It’s nothing he can’t handle.
• He has no idea what he’s doing.
• Please take him to another class.
• Will mimic things he sees other fathers do on the Tv and internet (ie tossing the child into the air or spinning them around by their arms).
• It’ll take him a bit to figure out what is and isn’t dangerous for a baby.
• Just keep a close eye on him till then.

ROADHOG:
Pregnancy:
• Is immediately nervous.
• Doesn’t think himself fit for fatherhood.
• Super stressed.
• Is reading parenting books constantly.
• Help him.
• He’s gonna need some consoling before he calms down.
• But, once he’s chill, he stays that way, and kinda becomes S/o’s rock.
• When his S/o goes into labor, he seems to be the only one acting calm.
• He retained a lot from everything he read early on, and knows exactly what to do, and how to do it.
• Almost punched a nurse for telling him to wait outside.
Baby:
• It’s love at first sight.
• As soon as he laid eyes on his child he knew he would kill and/or die for them.
• Is crying when he first holds them.
• Junkrat laughs at him.
• Junkrat barely escapes with his life.
• Wants to be with the baby at all times.
• No one comes within ten feet of his family.
• More than ready to take out anyone who seems like a threat.
• Also, really likes getting baby clothes!
• They’re just so small!