“Mommy was so naughty today at work. I made all the executives get a boner and then didn&rsquo

“Mommy was so naughty today at work. I made all the executives get a boner and then didn’t help them out at all.”

“Good girl. That kind of obedience deserves a reward.”

I’m still not sure why Mom decided to pick me as her new master after Dad died, but I’m not complaining.