lady-raziel: you got your neck snapped, huh? you thought you could just do a little WHOA WHOA WHOA a

you got your neck snapped, huh? you thought you could just do a little WHOA WHOA WHOA and nobody would even notice. you thought “well, surely just one little Dance of Italy never hurt anybody.” And what happened? You died. You got got. You’re now up in the big Pee Sauna in the sky because you thought you could get away with breaking the law. That’s rough, buddy. But no crime goes unpunished. You know the rules and so do I. And justice…well let’s just say justice is Ethan Nestor with a baseball bat. And you’re the Barrel.

This may be the most majestic and chaotic thing I have ever read….

I LOVE IT