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Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’

I like in the comments some people are like “well, obviously people are getting body mods and who wouldn’t choose to make themselves hot?” and it’s like.

Folks.

If we’re living in the cyberpunk dystopia and I’m getting myself modded up I’m not going to go for “sexy kewpie doll.” I’m going to have myself turned into like, a 7-foot tall monstrosity with Doc Ock arms and laser eyes.  Look, I don’t care if some extra bulk has to be added around my midsection to support the infrastructure, I could give a shit about my waist-to-hip ratio, I just want to be able to scale walls, snatch helicopters out of the sky and throw them at Jeff Bezos.

cyberpunk future where society is divided between supermodel/anime esque exaggerations of the idealised human form, and inhuman utilitarian agglomerations of cables and lights and technology. 

ah yes the two genders, ‘kpop star’ and ‘tank’

This is just the uglies/pretties/specials series

Alita: Battle Angel is the only one to get Cyberpunk Dystopia body modification correct.

Alita may look like an anime doll, but everyone else is all sorts of whatever they like. You want a third arm to play the guitar? Great. You want knives for limbs? Cool. Your body is specifically designed to play a brutal sport? Neato.

Sometimes you are both sexy and monstrous.

The coolest part of cyborgs is being able to swap parts.