dvandom: filibusterfrog: halflings love their new giant children “So, Mister…GRAAAAGH

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filibusterfrog:

halflings love their new giant children

“So, Mister…GRAAAAGH Underhill-by-Sackville, is it?”
“Indeed.”
“You’re an Orc, but you don’t mention any clan….”
“Oh, I’m culturally Hobbitish, I was adopted at a very young age.  And I’m very keen on this position you have open at your trading house.”
“The guard position?”
“Heavens, no.  I barely know which end of a sword goes into the miscreant.  I am a certified accountant, and eager to make my mark in respectable society.”