If there is anything to say… What I used to do was to fulfill my duties as a machine with

If there is anything to say… What I used to do was to fulfill my duties as a machine without hesitation. As I was just a single elaborate screw. But now I’ve been filled with all this useless data. I’ve become such a very oil-smeared screw. So to everyone, I’d say…
“Thank you for being my friends!”