starling-the-whore:

telediagnosis:

smallrat36wagon:

starklysardonic:

cumaeansibyl:

jonlybonlyfromboldlygo:

mother-entropy:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

captain-cargoshorts:

petintv:

working-class-worm:

If you have Edison lights you automatically get the guillotine.

this place has a burger that’s topped with like 3 other kinds of meat and tastes like nothing but liquid smoke

guacamole is offered for $1.75

they have a sign up telling you no Wi-Fi talk to each other but they also want you to follow them on Instagram

they have a $17 burger that has “deconstructed” in its description.

All of the beverages are served in mason jars and the only straws they provide, on request, are dry pasta

Menus printed on brown paper that’s meant to look low-fi but actually costs $40 a ream

Some weird chalk art that no one can read makes up half the drink menu

theres a dead rat inside the bread bowl soup you order

they wheel a dessert cart to the table and its just blood and bones and cartilage and hair

the workers are skeletons and when they move their bones rattle like drybones