“As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else.

“As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else. It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.” -Rick Santorum in an interview with the editorial board of the Bucks County Courier Times, 2006.(Citation.)