fuzzytimemachinestarfish: For the past month you’ve been whining to your mom about your bully

fuzzytimemachinestarfish:

For the past month you’ve been whining to your mom about your bully Jeremy, begging her to get him to stop bullying you. She told you to man up and deal with him yourself.

Your mom had seen Jeremy before while at the pool and couldn’t believe that he was your bully. He was a full 4″ shorter than you! She did admit that although he was skinny, his muscles seemed to be very well defined.

Today your mom finally relented and agreed to talk to Jeremy so he’d leave you alone. It was a nice day outside so she decided to jog to Jeremy’s house. 

She decided to wear the new top and yoga pants she got for Valentine’s day.