Literally the dumbest edits i’ve ever made. And the ones i’m most proud of. We h

Literally the dumbest edits i’ve ever made.

And the ones i’m most proud of.

We have Patgan, the evil and short leader of the Salters. They do nothing but bother the good folk of AMERICA and they fester in their saltiness.

Patgan is noted for being incredibly butthurt over most things. With him, he always carries his Bella Donna, an massive rubberfist that he uses to beat his enemies into submission. It is rumored he has an harem of Street Sharks, but this has not been confirmed.

98 % of his dialogue consists of Fine, and the other 2 % of PERSOOOONA and the Baby.

on the other side, we have Matt Jesuroe Kowalski.

The president of AMERICA, this patriotic soldier of freedom fights for all things hype, and will fight to take down the evil Patgan at Rustlemania this year.

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Had to make these.