the-small-penis-hangout:I’m sure I don’t measure up to any females expectations. I&rsquo

the-small-penis-hangout:

I’m sure I don’t measure up to any females expectations. I’d ❤❤❤ to gave this used on me at a bachelorette party.

I need this.  And I intend to use it.  But a modified version: the inches will be mismarked to make them larger than actual inches, and the holes will be slightly bigger to allow Me to make fun of men with larger penises.  Surely no one has one that tiny.  And since many (actually most) men I know who have perfectly average sized penises have some kind of SPH fetish, it makes sense to feed their delusion by making them believe they actually ARE smaller than the norm.  So let’s make them happy, shall we? 

Mind games, folks.  That’s what this is about.  All for the pursuit of happiness, in a most perverted way.  Because those who relish SPH are so often greeted with reassurance that their equipment is more than sufficient for the task, when what they long for is confirmation that their insecurities are based in reality.  For those who crave humiliation, failure to provide it is just plain mean.  And I am a loving Mistress.