The secret to picking the right pet is pissing all over them while they’re all caged and g

The secret to picking the right pet is pissing all over them while they’re all caged and gauging their reactions. You are looking for not only utter resignation, but eager enthusiasm. Any turning away will require a tremendous amount of additional training. This, of course, can be quite enjoyable—depending on how sociopathic you are—but generally the connoisseur would rather get down to more sadistic pleasures with his whores than compliance training.