No, I was only about 50.05 % serious 9 months ago but I am now seriously 100% willing to marry a Can

No, I was only about 50.05 % serious 9 months ago but I am now seriously 100% willing to marry a Canadian citizen, almost any Canadian citizen. Fuck it , citizens of pretty much any country other than here. Get me out of this puss bucket of a country that will silence my voice, and try to turn me into a creature with no rights to what happens to my own body.
So if you’re looking for a wife or want to help save a sane person from this sinking fucking ship of country, I am honestly considering offers. #getmeoutofhere