#WEEKLYLOG3435: LOCKDOWN REVEALS COSTA RICA’S SECRETS, NEW INSECT DISCOVERED, TESTIMONIES

#WEEKLYLOG3435: LOCKDOWN REVEALS COSTA RICA’S SECRETS, NEW INSECT DISCOVERED, TESTIMONIES OF A DWARF RACE IN OSA & ANCIENT GIANTS TALES

“Long-married Pavones Ticos hunts young Tico man. They learned it from Gringos.” Said a middle-aged Gringo with his shirt peering out of his pants to a handsome young Tico man. As If I Am Not There. Your flaky-shape-shifting alley bat is always in the sheens to make sure you’re fed with the juiciest chismosa in Rica.

It’s always bad news for retiring vampires when a new type of blood-fed insect is discovered and multiplied faster than Eichhornia crassipes. The new insect found in La Florida is a round shiny beetle with a slight sheen, that bites like a mosquito, in the size/diameter of a chopstick tip.

“They come in droves, and people are freaking out about it.” Appended the Gringo, and his chin covered with a black veil, and his forehead raw sweat.

Do you know these people, you meet for the first time around a table in a restaurant, you mention popular conspiracy theory, and suddenly a sheen fumes up their eyes. Their back straightened. The thin air at the dinner table shines like a young fairy’s neck before they sink their teeth in conspiracies till everyone leaves? These people multiply faster than this new insect in 2020. However, although I am retired, I am always alert and hungry for a good story, so I stayed there.

“If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants.”

Said Isaac Newton in 1675 and my new psychic-aggressive-non-binary friend in 2020. Them/they (gender pronoun preference) assume they were actual Giants, like 3 to 9 meters tall, because history taught in schools doesn’t tell us much about the dark ages, and when them/they saw Game of Thrones, Newton’s quote struck a chord. In a wink, the fate of this dinner table was quietly condemned. Dinner with no conversations, like a third of families in America, sitting in silence, analyzing calmly each other to pieces, and the only nerves that mouths are the lettuces. I saved dinner with the famous saying by Julius…(From my Retiring Vampire Column on MagZuma News, full article in my bio)
Photo by @madscientist4love (at Dominical, Puntarenas, Costa Rica)
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