strapon-captions: PLEASE … DON’T BE AFRAID. I’VE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU SINCE HIGH

strapon-captions:

PLEASE … DON’T BE AFRAID. I’VE HAD A CRUSH ON YOU SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. IT’S ME CINDY. YOU MIGHT NOT REMEMBER ME. I WAS FAT THEN WITH A PIZZA FACE AND SO YOU FUCKED ALL MY FRIENDS. YOU USED TO MAKE ME WATCH AND CALLED ME PORKY. SOMETIMES YOU WOULD COME ON MY FACE IF I PRETENDED TO BE ASLEEP YOU REMEMBER RIGHT? WELL, I WAS THINKING THAT NOW THAT I’M BACK IN TOWN AND YOU’VE GOT THOSE PLUMP MAN BOOB, A GOOD C-CUP I’D SAY… I FIGURED YOU’D  LET “PORKY” PORK THAT FAT ASS HUN… OR AM I GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT.