Legolas sees Gimli’s tiddies for the first time at the counsel of Elrond and bursts into tears ‘cause he’s never wanted to be railed so bad in his life.
Elrond misunderstands and is like tskwe must overcome our prejudices, Thranduilion 8-|
And then Legolas spends the entire quest like,
ive hung around tolkein discourse long enough to know the true irony here
among elves- legolas is the bear, the max level of lumberjack possible for an elf
among dwarves- gimli is the twink, silken haired refined poetry spouting
